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Hilarious Call Center Jokes

2009-09-24T15:35:00.000-07:00

Everyone needs a laugh from time to time and what a great way to get the crowd laughing by telling some hilarious call center jokes. If you are searching for great jokes to tell the crowd at the call center to lighten the mood when times get stressful, the Internet is a great source where you can find many funny stories to make everyone laugh. You do have to be careful that you do not tell off-color jokes that may insult your coworkers. You also have to careful of those that are clearly gender biased and those that display racial prejudice. This is because many call centers are now located in different countries of the world. For example, one of the major Canadian airlines has its call center located in Bombay, India.
Some jokes related to call centers are actual conversations that took place between the customers and the agents. These stories may seem like they have been made up, but with so many people not having a good understanding of technology, when call centers first became popular, the conversations actually did take place. There are stories specific to a particular industry, which is why there are so many different ones available.
Examples of actual conversations that took place between call center agents and their customers include:

Agent: Madam, can you tell me what is on your desktop right now?

Customer: I have the keyboard and a pen and some paper.
Agent: No, madam, your desktop is your computer screen. What is showing on the screen on your computer?
Customer: Nothing. I haven turned on the computer yet today.

Agent: Mrs. Smith, I am calling today about your cell phone bill. Are you aware that your account is overdue?

Mrs. Smith: Oh, what a nice young man you are? Your Momma must be so proud of you to have such a good job.
Agent: Yes, Ma'm. However, we are going to have to cut off your cell phone service if you don't pay the amount owing on your bill.
Mrs. Smith: Young man, do you ever borrow money from your Momma?
Agent: That is not what we are talking about here, Mrs. Smith. We are talking about the money you owe for making telephone calls on your cell phone.
Mrs. Smith: What is a cell phone?
Agent: it's the small telephone you carry in your purse.
Mrs. Smith: Really. I did'n know that. So that a telephone. My how times have changed!
Agent: Are you going to pay your bill, Mrs. Smith?
Mrs. Smith: Well, first I have to find my purse. I can remember where I put it. Then I can look

for my cell phone.
Agent: I am calling you on your cell phone, Mrs. Smith.
Mrs. Smith. Well I'll be! I have to hang up now young man, but it was nice talking to you. Why don't you call me again when you want to have another chat?
As you can see from these conversations, work is sometimes very frustrating for call center workers, so humor is essential in this line of work.

About the Author:
For more call center jokes as well as information on dealing with call center stress and call center consultants visit http://www.CallCenterConsultant.net
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2009-05-24T15:34:00.000-07:00

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25 Things Not To Hide In Your Safe

2009-05-23T16:44:00.000-07:00

25 Things Not To Hide In Your Safe
By:Wendy Moyer

On September 1, 1985, the very first "Top Ten" list was broadcast on David Letterman's NBC show, Late Night. It was called "The Top Ten Things That Almost Rhyme With Peas". And, since then, the top ten list has been a staple of The Late Show with David Letterman.
Although it's a thing of legend, not many people know its history.
The top ten list came about because Letterman felt the lists in People magazine were just so annoying. And its annoyance was compounded as more and more magazines and periodicals started to jump on the "Worst 10" list bandwagon.
Then, starting in 2007, during NASCAR Media Day in New York City the Top Ten list has become the Top Twelve list. On that night, the twelve drivers that will be in the playoffs read one line each.
Well, friends, in case you've been sipping hootch for the past nine years, you have to know it's not the 20th century anymore. It's a new world and the top ten just won't cut it. And going beyond ten only once a year just isn't good enough.
It's time to up the ante. As we head into the second decade of the twenty-first century it's time to take some massive action. So the gauntlet is now being thrown.
In a never ending quest to keep the public well informed about truly pertinent matters, and with a bit of friendly rivalry in mind, this article humbly offers the top 25 things you should never put in your safe.
And remember, kids, if you put them there it's at your own peril.
1.Your dinner

2.The combination to your safe

3.Your ex lover

4.Your cell phone – unless you're expecting a call from your ex lover

5.Any crying children

6.Your neighbor – unless you put his dog in there

7.Your eyeglasses

8.Pocket change – unless it's from the pocket of the Sultan of Brunei

9.A new box of condoms

10.The alarm clock you use to wake up to go to work

11.The special flashlight you use only during blackouts

12.Your only set of car keys

13.A lit candle

14.Your self portrait – particularly if your name is Dorian Gray

15.Your black book

16.A Pet Rock

17.Kool Aid from Jonestown

18.Your car battery

19.Broken glass

20.A family of tarantulas

21.Your psychic

22.Your pacemaker

23.Body piercings – if your body is still attached

24.Rosie O'Donnell – well, it depends how big your safe is

25.A telemarketer – you'll hear a bunch of annoying screams at dinnertime

About the Author:
A company with a large selection of biometric safes is http://www.AuthoritySafes.com/biometric-safes.html Their friendly, knowledgeable customer service people are easy to reach by a toll free call or online chat during business hours Monday through Friday.

Wendy Moyer is a professional writer.

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